“I’m Not Sarcastic, I’m Just Allergic to Stupidity” Phone Case | Pastel Tie-Dye Floral Quote

Sweet colors… savage message. 😇😏
This pastel tie-dye phone case wraps your phone in soft rainbow vibes while delivering the kind of truth that makes people blink twice:

“I’m not sarcastic, I’m just allergic to stupidity.”

The floral frame and playful lettering keep it cute, but the quote keeps it real—perfect for anyone who’s running low on patience and high on sarcasm.

Perfect for:

• Sarcastic besties + coworkers who “can’t today”
• Teachers, nurses, managers, office warriors (aka daily nonsense survivors)
• Gen X humor lovers + blunt truth-tellers
• A funny gift that’s adorable and unfiltered

Why you’ll love it:

• Pastel tie-dye background with a bright, clean design
• Easy-to-read quote that pops
• Fun, floral detailing for that “cute but spicy” vibe
• Custom options available—ask about adding a name/initials!